The bad news: You'll probably have to pose in a few selfies, so be sure to have some really nasty curses cooked up.įor a limited time, each copy of 1,000 Places To See After You Die will include a complimentary harp holster and pitchfork stand. The good news: The only remaining Wonder of the Ancient World is almost as spectacular today as it was when it was constructed some 4,000 years ago. Bury yourself, wait for a few movie buffs to show up, and let the fun begin! Bonus points for learning a few "Thriller" dance moves.Īny mummy worth its sarcophagus should shuffle on over to the 147-metre-tall Great Pyramid of Giza. Spectral practical jokers, meanwhile, will get a kick out of materializing above holiday crowds while wearing fake beards, loincloths and thorny crowns.Ī must for zombies, this bucolic graveyard north of Pittsburgh was a shooting location for 1968’s Night of The Living Dead.
The richly illustrated book, conveniently laminated to prevent ectoplasm smearing, highlights unique destinations such as:Īdmire the magnificent stone arches that are believed to have been built over the biblical Calvary, where Jesus died and rose from the dead.
“After all, so many fascinating places have emerged since 33 AD, and you can only sit next to your dad for so long.” “By publishing an Aramaic edition on Easter Sunday, we’re hoping a certain someone will read, enjoy and endorse this compelling afterlife travel guide,” said Adam Bisby, Mostly Amazing’s Supreme Leader. Gatto, though, remains ink-free, saying, “You don’t put a mustache on the Mona Lisa.TORONTO, CANADA - In a groundbreaking move aimed at the 100.8 billion human beings who are no longer with us, Mostly Amazing has launched 1,000 Places To See After You Die. In person, Quinn reveals his cat tat on his arm. You have to wonder if he asked himself: Is one tattoo of Jaden Smith enough? Vulcano will permanently carry a reminder of the movie. He was fine - although not everyone escaped unscathed. If viewers wonder if it’s a stuntman or Murray balancing atop a plane, he confirms: “It was me, and I took a $15 million life insurance out in case I didn’t make it.” and Atlanta, standing in for Miami.Īs usual, James Murray winds up in the most precarious situation. Shot over 25 days, the guys drive from Staten Island, stopping in Delaware Washington, D.C. (This is his real car, and he slips parking attendants $20 to park it next to Rolls Royces.) Vulcano plays a somnambulant mall Santa in the summer, and Gatto is a zombie looking like a vampiric Yoda. And a road trip in Quinn’s 1999 Crown Vic. How do they choose who gets to go? Stepped-up challenges, of course. When she flounces out, they discover she left only three passes. Then the story flashes forward 25 years with the guys running into Abdul, who’s now a fan of theirs, and invites them to a party in Miami. All hell breaks loose, Abdul punches Sal Vulcano in the throat and she swears vengeance on them. Watching from the wings, Joe Gatto gets carried away and storms the stage. Brian Quinn devises an absurd scheme to get them into Abdul’s concert. Incidentally, the movie is worth the price of admission just to see their 1994 wigs. He saw the Tenderloins on tour in Nashville, then pitched them a movie - that was great timing because they had long wanted to do one.
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